Self-described Wolf Woman Severed Lost Dog’s Head — CLICK HERE

Man Arrested For Bart And Lisa Simpson Porn — CLICK HERE

Miraculous Conception — CLICK HERE

Conan O’Brien Moves To Fox? — CLICK HERE

Sexless Sex Tape From Grey’s Anatomy — CLICK HERE

Tiger Woods Possible Sexless Sex Tape? — CLICK HERE

Tiger Woods Sex Scandal Song “U And Me And Tiger Makes 3″  — CLICK HERE

California In Financial Crisis — CLICK HERE

Governator Wants To Send Illegal Aliens In Prison Back To Mexico — CLICK HERE

Wine Sales Down — CLICK  HERE

Tila Tequila Deletes Twitter — CLICK HERE

Final Season Of Lost Begins Tonight – CLICK HERE

We Are The World Cover: Gaga, Miley, Santana, Bono, and more — CLICK HERE

Larry Platt Performs Pants On The Ground on Plane  — CLICK HERE

OSCAR NOMINATIONS! — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS
- Robert DeLeo (Stone Temple Pilots’ bassist) (44)
- Christie Brinkley (Model/Actress/Former Wife Of Billy Joel) (56)
- Shakira (33)

Man smashes truck into side of Toyota dealership! Blames it on recalled accelerator  — CLICK HERE

A new knife is hitting the market that can freeze your organs… It’s called the ‘wasp knife’ and is capable of killing it’s victim with the press of a button — CLICK HERE

NASA is going to unlock the secrets of the sun! — CLICK HERE

Today’s Birthdays:

Patrick Wilson - 41

Micheal C Hall - 39

Pauly Shore - 42

Lisa Marie Presley - 42

Oakland Opens iGrow: Wal-Mart of Weed — CLICK HERE

23 yr old Desme Oakland A’s Player Retires To Priesthood — CLICK HERE

American Idol Tension Between Simon And Ellen — CLICK HERE

The Green Brothers Say Their Song “Back Pockets On The Floor” Ripped Off — CLICK HERE

Jessica Simpson Farts In Meeting — CLICK HERE

MOVIES OF THE WEEKEND
- Edge Of Darkness
- Legion

BIRTHDAYS
- Oprah Winfrey (56)
- Tommy Ramone (drummer of The Ramones) (58)

State of the Union — CLICK HERE

iPad — CLICK HERE

Couple Duct Tapes Child To Wall – CLICK  HERE

Sword Wielding Man vs. Cops — CLICK HERE

Zelda Rubinstein Passes Away At 76 — CLICK HERE

Mark Carrigan Won’t Go To Father’s Funeral — CLICK HERE

Brittany Murphy’s Husband Suing WB — CLICK  HERE

Susan Boyle Fan Breaks Into Her House — CLICK HERE

Twitter Peaked — CLICK HERE

Your Brain Can Handle 150 Friends Only — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS:
- Elijah Wood (29)
- Alan Alda (74)

Honoring Thomas Crapper — CLICK HERE

Tooth Window — CLICK HERE

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Thinking Of Law School — CLICK HERE

Tila Tequila Claims She’s Pregnant — CLICK HERE

Tyra’s New Plus Size Teen Model Search — CLICK HERE

Paula Abdul Appearing On Dancing With The Stars This Season – CLICK HERE

6 Things You Should Never Tell A Girl — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS:
- Mike Patton (Faith No More) (42)

The Saints are Marching In! CLICK HERE!

Big Mike Takes A Hike: CLICK HERE!

Kerrigan Croaks: CLICK HERE!

Heidi’s Mom Horrified: CLICK HERE!

Jersey No-More: CLICK HERE!

Pole-Dance Pain: CLICK HERE!

Tiger Gets A Visit: CLICK HERE!

Machete-Man Down! CLICK HERE!

Mummy’s Daughter: CLICK HERE

Birthdays:

Wayne Gretzgy (49)(Retired Ice Hockey Player)

Ellen Degeneres (52)(Television Personality)

If you want to donate to the American Red Cross to help text the word “Haiti” to 909-99!

$56Million raised for Haiti: CLICK HERE!

Brad and Angelina Split?: CLICK HERE!

Justin and Cameron Bury The Hatchet: CLICK HERE!

Hammered Hammie: CLICK HERE!

Funnel Clouds: CLICK HERE!

Andy Dick Earns His Name: CLICK HERE!

Tiger Can’t Touch Himself: CLICK HERE!

11 Days on Beer and Cookies: CLICK HERE!

iPhone Saves Lives: CLICK HERE!

SUPERBOWL XLIV: CLICK HERE!

Movies This Weekend:

#1. Avatar -$36Million

#2.Legion - $18.2Million.

#3.The Book of Eli - $17Million

#4.The Tooth Fairy - $14.5Million

Early Warning for Earthquakes: CLICK HERE!

Get Emergency Text Alerts: CLICK HERE!

Gayest Cities: CLICK HERE!

Three Breasted Stripper: CLICK HERE!

Breast-Milk Bank Emptied: CLICK HERE!

Hope For Haiti: CLICK HERE!

Conan’s Last Night: CLICK HERE!

If you want to donate to the American Red Cross to help text the word “Haiti” to 909-99!

The Amazing Race: CLICK HERE!

Tiger’s Treatment: CLICK HERE!

The Weekends Movies:

Legion & The Toothfairy

Birthdays:
Ben Moody (Evanescence) (30)

Linda Blair (The Exorcist) (51)

Steve Perry (Journey) (61)

Tornado Warning In Santa Clara/Santa Cruz County — CLICK HERE

Royal Caribbean Docking 100 Miles Away From Haiti Quake Zone — CLICK HERE

Haiti Relief Facebook Hoax — CLICK HERE

Couple Paying For Wedding Using Beer Cans — CLICK HERE

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Addiction — CLICK HERE

David Hasselhoff New Reality Show — CLICK HERE

Fat Butts Are Healthy — CLICK HERE

Death By TV – CLICK HERE

Shakira Danzig Mashup — CLICK HERE

Heidi Montag Interview — CLICK HERE